If you’re on a long losing streak, maybe you should stop trying to hedge your bets and just stick to hedging your hedges.
Here To Help
October 31, 2017 By
You look like you could use a friend. Or a drink. Or even better, a friend who drinks.
Karma
October 29, 2017 By
I went around, then I came around. The coming was better than the wenting.
Close Call
October 28, 2017 By
We almost ran out of cliches. Luckily, we had saved some for a rainy day.
Quiet
October 27, 2017 By
If opportunity comes knocking, don’t answer the door. It’s probably because she’s knocked up.
Far Enough
October 26, 2017 By
I would go to the ends of the earth for you, but I won’t jump off the edge.
