Adam Has Some Doubts

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Adam Has Some Doubts

This may be a touchy subject in some quarters, but I think there's a fairly good chance that Adam was gay. Admittedly, we don't know a heck of a lot about the ole boy, and what we think we know is somewhat sketchy and open to honest debate. Having said that, let's look at the, for lack of a better word, evidence. The first thing that strikes me is that his best friend was a woman. Okay, she was his only friend. But even so, that seems pretty compelling to me. Next, let us consider this: in every depiction of Adam I can think of, he's either walking around totally nude or wearing some very, very skimpy outfits. Not that there's anything wrong with that, to quote a popular tv show from a bygone era. Speaking of television, I think we can be almost certain that Adam never watched sports on tv. And as a corollary to that, is there any evidence that he ever sat around drinking beer and stuffing his face with junk food? I think not. I could go on, but we need to remember the important thing here. And that is, despite his lack of interest in organized sports, Adam was a team player. The team of course being the human race. Whether his interest in Eve was romantic or not, he bit the bullet and did the deed. In every sense of the phrase, he manned up. So here we are, literally. And with that I pop open a beer and say, Adam, this one's for you, baby!