All The Way To The Bank

comic about all the way to the bank

All The Way To The Bank

Oh sure, a lot of people think I have this amazing, glamorous job. I'll meet someone at a party and they'll naturally ask what I do. When I tell them, their reaction is usually somethng like: "Oh wow, what a great gig!" or "Hey, where do I sign up for a job like that?" or "You mean they actually pay you?". But let me tell you, being a teller at a sperm bank isn't all it's cracked up to be. First of all, the vast majority of the people making deposits are men. Now, I don't have anything against men per se, but a little diversity now and then couldn't hurt, could it? At the very least it would break up the monotony of the job. And believe me, it can get pretty monotonous. A lot of days come two o'clock my boss catches me dozing off. The only thing that keeps me going is cup after cup of black, always black, coffee. Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. These days a lot of people are lucky even to get any kind of a job. But, just like sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, sometimes a job is just a job. And in the end, that's all this is, a job. Somebody's got to do it, right? And that somebody happens to be me. So I'm just going to stick with it as long as I can, and be thankful that at least I don't have to take my work home with me.