Highly Educated Parrot

comic about highly educated parrot

Highly Educated Parrot

The best thing about being a pirate is that you get to have a parrot. And not just one you keep in a cage and look at and talk to once in a while. You get to walk around everywhere with it on your shoulder! How great is that? "Hey, Steve, good to see you again. Sorry about the peg leg, and the hook and the eye-patch." "Oh, I don't mind all that. Look at my cool parrot! The dude actually talks! Repeats a lot though. I don't know, may be Alzheimer's or something. And I do have to change my shirt a lot. But hey, that's a small price to pay to always have my best friend with me." So the next time you see me, look on my shoulder. If you see a parrot you'll know you're in the presence of the happiest one-eyed, one-legged, one-handed man on the face of the earth.