Horse Race Funny Finish

comic about horse race funny finish

Horse Race Funny Finish

 

They eat horses, don't they? Personally, I don't see the problem with eating horses. Hey, the French do it, n'est-ce pas? Now, there are a lot of things you can criticize the French for, but clearly cuisine isn't one of them. Hey, that's even a French word. Say what you will, but the French know food, and they know what to do with it. And you better believe if they serve you up some horse, they're going to pair it up with a great wine and you wouldn't know it was horse unless they told you. And let's face it, everyone knows that horses aren't the brightest animals to walk off of Noah's ark. I'm willing to bet even chickens are smarter than horses. And look at all the freakin' chickens we chow down every year in this country, let alone the world. And speaking of betting, you know how much damn money those stupid beasts have cost me over the years? So I say boil 'em, fry 'em, grill 'em, bake 'em, serve them in a pie. See if I care. Freeze 'em and put them on a stick. Put them in a blender with some yogurt and strawberries and make a smoothie. If you can toss a live lobster into a pot of boiling water and ignore its screams, you can order a sack of horseburgers at White Castle and not lose any sleep over it. So as Julia Child once said as she sat down to a big plate of horse dervs, bone your appetite!