Hot And Sexy Skeleton

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Hot And Sexy Skeleton

Now here's a topic you don't hear discussed every day, at least not in the boring circles where I spend most of my time: necrophelia. For you laymen and laywomen out there, that's having sex with dead people. Now, now, wait, before you rush off in disgust, genuine or fabricated, let's take some time to consider this subject objectively. Is it really necessarily beyond the pale? Okay, granted, one of you is probably going to be pretty pale, but is that any reason to dismiss it out of hand? After all, I'm sure most of you can remember at least one time when your erotic partner appeared dead, or at the very least comatose, as you attempted to give them some of your best moves in bed. So is it so farfetched to argue that sex with an actual dead person is no worse than sex with someone who might as well be dead, given their lack of enthusiasm or effort concerning the task at hand? Not to mention the added bonus that you don't have to talk to them! That's right, no reason to whisper sweet nothings into that cold ear. No obligation when it's over to say, "you were fantastic!" or " I've never had sex like that before!" And, of course, gasping "I love you!" at any time is completely out of the quesion. Save your breath and your comments for your shrink and your bartender. You'll probably be seeing a lot of both of them for a long, long time.