Humpty And His Dump

comic about Humpty and his dump

Humpty And His Dump

Many people find bathroom humor inappropriate. And to them I offer my most heartfelt and insincerest apologies. I suppose we should just eliminate this type of humor all together? I'm sorry but you can't just wipe it away as easy as all that. If you ask me, doing something like that would just plain stink. And I for one am not going to take it standing up. Whatever happened to life, liberty, and the pursuit of crappiness? Waste not, want not, that's what I say. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you know what you'll find on the bottom of the lake? Bass turds, that's what. Hey, don't blame me, I didn't name it the poop deck. Oh, so some of you are getting so upset you're seeing red? Oh yeah? Well, I'm seeing brown! And don't go complaining to anybody. Nobody likes a stool pigeon. Okay, okay, you're right, it's really starting to pile up. It's a bowel time I put an end to this. I've got to runs anyway. But whatever you do, please don't take this seriously. You know I'm just being feces tious.