Let Them Eat Barf

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Let Them Eat Barf

Welcome to The Vomitorium! Just relax and make yourself at home. Our dedicated staff will take care of your every need. Our motto here at The Vomitorium is "You muss, we fuss!" We believe that nothing is more important than the health and comfort of our clients. When you arrive in the morning you'll be whisked off to our luxurious breakfast room where you'll spend an hour or two gorging on a seemingly limitless feast of eggs and a wide variety of the fattiest meats you've ever laid eyes on. Just when you think you can not possibly down another morsel you'll be carried off to one of our 'feather' rooms where a trained featherologist will tickle your fancy until the last ounce of your stomach contents has been disgorged. We will carefully collect and weigh your vomit in order to chronicle your progress. And don't worry, every last drop of your offerings collected during your stay will be hermetically sealed in our patented 'puke savers' so that you can take them home with you to show your family and friends. After a few minutes to catch your breath and put on a clean shirt, it's off to a lunch of such gastric delights that you can't even imagine! After lunch you'll enjoy a game of barf-o-rama, which is sort of like bowling but not really. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it after a few hours. And before you know it, dinner time rolls around and... well, I think by now you get the idea. Believe me, your three weeks with us will seem to fly by. And we absolutely guarantee you won't recognize yourself when we're through with you. So make your reservation right now and head on over to The Vomitorium. Bon appetit!