Mice On The Golf Course

comic about mice on the golf course

Mice On The Golf Course

Whenever you use a mouse or mice in a cartoon, you automatically picture the greatest cartoon mouse, perhaps the greatest cartoon character of all time, looking over your shoulder. I speak, of course, of none other than the iconic Mickey Mouse. We all know that a vast, some might say evil, entertainment conglomerate worth untold billions has descended from that humble little animated rodent. How can this be explained? Okay, he's cute, but not that cute. I think Winnie the Pooh is much cuter. Mickey can be funny, but not nearly as funny as any number of other cartoon characters. Bugs Bunny and The Road Runner instantly come to mind. Has Mickey taught us some great truths or instilled in us some everlasting moral values? Uh, I can't think of any. Okay, I guess you can give him credit for always wearing pants in public. Not all cartoon characters can claim that. And I suppose those white gloves could be considered classy. Although, it does seem a little odd that he wears them all the time, even in the heat of Florida and southern California. Now that I think about it, he could be hiding something inside those gloves. Drugs? Could be. Is that it? Is that where the money came from to build the theme parks, the studios? Vast amounts of cocaine and heroin stuffed into the gloves and dispersed over the decades using legions of unsuspecting, adoring children who would do anything for their beloved Mickey? Of course! How could I have been such a fool not to have realized this sooner? Aaaaaahhhhhhh, the humanity! Oops, sorry, I guess I got carried away. Where was I? Oh yeah, I love Mickey! He's my favorite mouse! M-I-C-K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E! Mickey Mouse! Yaaaaaaay Mickey!