Philosophy Of The Vampires

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Philosophy Of The Vampires

Ah, now there's the life! The life of a vampire! What could be better than that? Not that I'm an expert on the subject, but it seems to me that the vampire lifestyle sure beats the hell out of being a run-of-the-mill mortal. The first thing that strikes me is the diet. Don't they basically get all of their daily nutritional requirements from drinking blood? So simple and convenient! I'm trying to think of all the vampire movies I've seen, and I can't remember them eating or drinking anything but blood. No wonder so many of them appear so slim and sexy! A fat vampire? Try to find one. And then there's the great teeth. How cool a look are vampire teeth? Truly those are teeth to die for if you ask me. Which brings up another great asset in the vampire repertoire. As long as they can avoid a wooden stake to the heart, they're pretty much set for life, or I guess, life after life after life. Oh sure, they have do deal with some petty and predictable annoyances such as overzealous priests brandishing crucifixes and/or holy water. Garlic also seems to upset them to no end. And, of course, having to be home and back in their comfy coffins before daybreak is an absolute must. But other than that, it seems like a great gig to me. In fact, I'm ready to rush out right now and get measured for my cape. And I just know, once I go Drac, I'll never go back.