Pirates, Pirates Everywhere

comic about pirates, pirates, everywhere

Pirates, Pirates Everywhere

Have you noticed that pirates seem to be getting all of the good parking spots lately? Now, it's one thing to provide adequate parking near the front door of an establishment for people who may have one handicap or another. But it's quite another to allow certain sketchy individuals the opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Drive to your local Wal-Mart and you'll see what I'm talking about. There you'll see dozens of handicap parking spaces jammed with cars, and at least ninety percent of them belong to pirates. First of all, what do pirates need to be shopping at Wal-Mart for? Can't they get all the crap they need by plundering or pillaging or whatever they call it? And should they really be considered handicapped? Okay, they most likely have a hook, or peg leg, or are possibly missing one or two eyes. But they seem to get around pretty well when they take over a frigate or sack a town. They can swing from ropes and brandish swords and walk the plank, but they can't walk a few extra steps into Cosco or Toys R Us? Now, I don't want to paint all pirates with the same brush. I'm sure a few of them are quite deserving individuals. But I have this feeling that most of them are just out there trying to milk the system for all it's worth. So let's not let political correctness force us to give in to a bunch of smelly, toothless, rum-swigging ruffians. AAAAAARRRRRR YOU WITH ME???!!!