Scarecrow Hates Day Job

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Scarecrow Hates Day Job

How long have crows had to figure out this whole scarecrow scam? I'm guessing a hundred years? Two hundred years? I don't know, maybe even longer. In any case, shouldn't they have caught on by now? Every now and then you would think one of them would notice that the person standing in the field really doesn't do anything when they land nearby. Even if they try to eat some of the corn or whatever, the scarecrow  just stands there and doesn't move, doesn't even say boo. Come on, we know you are literally a bird-brain but this is beyond stupid. And if you can't figure this out, how do you function at all? How do you even survive? Oh wait, that's right, you're supposedly descended from the dinosaurs. So that means that you've been around for millions of years. With basically a peanut-size brain it's true, but still. You're sitting or flying around for sixty or seventy million years and you haven't been able to come up with the smarts to figure out some pathetic con game thought up by some farmer? A farmer! We're not talking nuclear physicist here. This is a guy who gets up at four in the morning to yank cow tits. Oh, and one more thing, crows, that guy you're so afraid of, if he ever meets up with a certain wizard, you dumb birds are really in trouble.