Sheep Walk In Their Sleep

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Sheep Walk In Their Sleep

Let me state here and now that this idea that all of us sheep are just a bunch of followers is total bull crap. In fact, in my herd alone there are more than a few great leaders. But because of bigotry and discrimination, we don't get a chance to demonstrate out leadership skills. We pretty much have to go along with the system. And in our case the system means that idiot shepherd, Ralph, and his psycho dog, Jake. What a pair they are. It's amazing we haven't ended up walking off the edge of a cliff or found ourselves in the middle of Times Square. That's in New York City in case you didn't know. That would be some mean feat considering we live in Nebraska. But I wouldn't put it past our dynamic dithering duo to pull off something like that. Ralph hits the bottle pretty good just about every day. A lot of times he leads us around in a circle until he passes out. Then that little bastard known as Jake takes over. He's supposedly a cross between a chihuahua and a schnauzer. Which means he's mix of Hitler and Attila the Hun, with a little bit of the Marquis de Sade thrown in for good measure. Well, let me tell you, the reign of terror of those two is about to come to an end. Me and some of the others are planning a little coup d'etat. Ralph and Jake are history. They will quietly 'disappear' and then one of us will be chosen to lead the flock. And finally justice will prevail and a sheep will lead the sheep. I just hope it isn't me, because I have no freakin' idea where we're supposed to go or what we're supposed to do.