The Cow And The Moon

comic about the cow and the moon

The Cow And The Moon

We all thought mom was nuts when she told us about her stunt. I guess I should tell you right off the bat that mom drinks a little. And I don't mean milk. The lady likes her cocktails, that's all. So when she let us in on her plans, we all naturally thought she had been hitting the sauce a bit hard. I mean, really, jump over the moon? And this from a gal whose exercise program consisted of chasing us kids around the pasture when we were little, or running down any of the other lady cows when, in estrus, they got too close to my dad. But I'll be damned if she didn't do it! Of course, you all know that by now. It's been all over the news and the internet. I think the other day her video even passed up Gangnam Style for number of hits on You Tube. Not bad for a middle-aged woman with seven children, twenty-six grandchildren, a bad hip and sagging mammaries (sorry mom). Next week she goes to the White House to meet the president. There's even talk of her addressing the United Nations. That would definitely be a proud moment for the entire cattle community. And to all of you haters out there who have suggested that my mother has used performance-enhancing drugs, or that the video of her great accomplishment was somehow doctored or completely fabricated on photoshop, I can categorically say that those reports are all udder nonsense. So I humbly ask everyone in this great land to join together and celebrate this one small step for a mom and one giant leap for bovinekind.