Evolution Line

comic about the pope and evolution

Evolution Line

If you've watched any of the recent political debates, or for that matter, any political debates, how can you doubt that we humans are descendants of monkeys? Outside of a zoo, where else can you see so many creatures throwing poo at each other? Of course, being the superior beings that we are, we would never be involved with any activities that involve the ejaculation (pardon my use of such a disgusting word) of disgusting bodily fluids, unless of course you count the trillions and trillions of gallons of each other's blood we've managed to pour down the proverbial sewer in the last ten thousand years or so. Oh, but we're the superior animals. God, so I've heard, made us to rule over all the other lower creatures. After all, we have souls and they don't. Well, some us may have soul, but if we possess anything that even closely resembles a holy, immortal soul, I've yet to see the evidence of it. No, if you give me a choice, I'll take my chances with the monkeys. At least when they toss their poo around, they don't try to convince themselves and everyone else that's it's the truth. They know it's shit. Pure, grade A, unadulterated, all-American shit.